"Mommy! Bear isn't breathing!!!"
--Danny, running into the room in a panic. (Mommy heroically performed CPR and saved Bear's life.)
"I'm not surprised the bear stopped breathing. I'm surprised that he ever had been breathing. He looks like an anaerobe to me! But what do I know? I'm just a doctor with some veterinary background."
--Doctor Newman, the family physician, on hearing the Bear CPR story.
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